Life Lessons of a Pilbara Princess

Well … I’ve been here nearly 3 weeks and in this short time I have learned so many lessons … many of which I will carry with me forever.  I thought I would share some of them with you … just in case you ever find yourself a bit north of the Tropic of Capricorn.

  • Apparently once you get a manual into 5th gear it is NOT like driving an automatic.
  • And while we are on the topic of gears and clutches (and no not the evening bag kind) … driving bare foot is much easier than in stilettos … or even thongs for that matter).
  • Always make sure you have alcohol in the house for any ocassion which may arise.  The fact that you cannot buy wine prior to 12pm may be hinderous to pre-lunch drinking sessions otherwise.  Just something I’ve learned.
  • Wine Time comes earlier when you live North of the Tropic of Capricorn … no seriously it does.  Something to do with the sun?
  • When your partner is on night shift and has only been asleep for 45 minutes … don’t burn your toast, thus setting off the smoke alarm and waking them up … they really don’t appreciate it.  However if you’re bored while waiting for them to wake up around 2pm, then the smoke alarm thing is always an option.
  • If someone tells you not to touch the settings on the washing machine, DON’T TOUCH THEM.  A flooded house will usually be the result and you will then have to spend an hour soaking up the water with towels when you realise the drains are blocked.
  • If you’re really unsure of the car you’re driving (mainly because it is a dirty great big four wheel drive with gears) and you’re worried you might kill someone upon entering the local Woolies carpark, then it’s best you park at least 1 km away at, say a local visitors centre, and walk into town.  This will avoid any minor, or major mishaps.  Although at some point you are going to have to go into that carpark … the weekly shopping will not carry itself that far.
  • Getting “dressed up” may have different translations depending on how far North you live.  Wearing jewellery to Woolies is definitely not essential … and stilettos are forbidden.
  • The wearing of stilettos to job interviews is also a bone of conention up here … if in doubt carry your thongs in a bag and swap them whilst in a quiet isle in the supermarket.  Just don’t get caught.
  • Sometimes the local supermarket runs out of meat, sometimes they run out of vegetables … and sometimes they run out of both.  It certainly makes for creative cooking.

Well … I hope these help you if you’re ever up this way …

pp xx

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7 comments on “Life Lessons of a Pilbara Princess

  1. ahhh the old run out of vegies and meat thing…. it is a way of life, lucky I have a Cowboy on hand if we need meat urgently haha – great list

  2. Hey! Found your site through Sharnanigans. GReat tips, not so essential for me as I live in Brisbane – but might be useful in case of apocalypse or a country move… Love your blog anyway. Good luck with adjusting to life up that a way!

  3. So, ummm…. nothing’s changed up there then? LOL. I remember being shocked when invited round to someone’s house for a drink at 10am and expecting a cuppa but instead being offered a beer or wine. When I recounted the experience to not-yet- Hubby he was kinda surprised too but laughed himself silly at my total disbelief 🙂

  4. ha ha ha thanks ladies!! seriously … everyone has been pointing and laughing at me and my silly things … so had to share them with you all!!! xx

    ps … Red Dirt Mummy … ha ha ha how funny lol … yep I just put bundy in my morning coffee now, if you can’t beat em, join em 😉

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